Thursday, January 04, 2007

Ninja Remote

Tiny remote ready for secret missions
This little universal remote is the newest (secret) weapon in the Ninja's arsenal and we assure you in the right hands it can be used to quickly assassinate dangerously annoying TV shows. Simply point the Ninja Remote at the intended target (a television set) and press the mute button for a few seconds - once the TV mutes the remote is now ready to assume full control of its victim. Innocent bystanders will be frozen with fear (or very animated with anger) as the volume and channel change magically in front of their eyes, seemingly controlled by some mysterious force.

The Ninja Remote's powers will work on a wide variety of televisions (Sony, Panasonic, Samsung, Toshiba, Sanyo, Aiwa, Mitsubishi, Philips, JVC, Sharp, etc) and its small size will safeguard you against discovery.

  • Tiny Universal remote, easy to operate
  • Control volume, channel, mute, off/on
  • Takes one CR2032 battery (included)
  • Will work on most European TVs
  • Keychain attachment
  • Dimensions: 2.3" x 1.4" x .25" (5.8 x 3.6 x .6 cm)

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